I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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