Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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