david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Randomize
