I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
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VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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