i jhust puked up my retainher.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
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I'm like, not good at living.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
we should paint friendship bongs
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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