My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
where are my eyebrows?
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