Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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