i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
if only i could text you this smell
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
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He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
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YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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