Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
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