Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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