How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
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just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
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