I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
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I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Randomize