Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
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She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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