everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm like, not good at living.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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