you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
