I am spending my child support on dildos
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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