HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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