whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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