I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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