There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
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ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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