They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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