There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Randomize
