Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
you win again, gameday.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
