Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
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All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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