Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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