I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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