My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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