She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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