Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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