I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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