Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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