come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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