People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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