is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
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I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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