He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I have tasted many bathrooms
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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