sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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