don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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