Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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