Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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