can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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