i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
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