They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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