i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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