This girl is more easily done than said...
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
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you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Boobs speak an international language.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
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He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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