I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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