im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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