So drunk, too bad you don't want this
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Randomize
