i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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