who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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