Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
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