Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
