Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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