Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
babies were throwing up all over the place
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Sorry my hands just texted you
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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