Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
i already hear my dad disowning me
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
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Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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